I'd Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss
Disney is developing communities for elderly rich fcks where you can eperience living like disneyland, all day long
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If you’ve asked yourself how next level gated communities for the super rich fleeing climate change and societal breakdown will look like, here it is: Disney is developing communities for elderly rich fucks where you can live like Disneyland, all day long, and where “Disney cast members trained in the company’s legendary guest service will operate the community association. Through a club membership, Disney will also provide access to curated experiences, such as wellness programming, entertainment ranging from live performances to cooking classes, philanthropic endeavors, seminars and much more.”
No no no, this does not sound like a new upcoming Jordan Peele horrorflick at all and you know what? If I’d be a rich fuck, I’d totally consider living there. I mean it’s called STORYLIVING HELLO!
It's time to write the best chapter in the story of your life.
Bring everything you've come to love and set the stage for even more. Be a part of a vibrant, inspiring community catering to the unique desires of those who have learned what's really important.
Welcome to a place where you can live your life to the fullest and truly take pride in every new chapter to come.
The community will settle in the Coachella Valley, home of the legendary music festival, so here’s the brand new musicvideo for Soundgardens “Black Hole Sun”:
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Yesterday at a meeting in the cult of Facebook: “Zuck says employees are not supposed to ‘nice ourselves to death’” and FB-employees are “Metamates” now: “Zuck said this without laughing and explained it had to do with a story about ships and shipmates”. I thought metamates are the people looking for dates on Facebook or something but look, i know a FB-programmer who is also a gaslighting asshole in his free time. However, i actually do feel kinda bad for him now, the metamate that he is. Poor soul.
New Law incoming: The amount of computing time for the training of machine learning AIs doubles every 6 months. And if you’re worried that Quantum Computers may break your bitcoin encryption in no time: It would require 317 million “physical qubits to break the encryption within one hour”, while the biggest Quantum Computer available now features no less than 127 physical qubits. This will take a while.
Someone ported the C64-Kernel and ROM to the Nintendo Entertainment System. Here’s 10 PRINT CHR$(205.5+RND(1)); on the (emulated) console.
I just finished Scott Smiths “The Ruins” and this patch seems appropriate: I'd Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss.
There’s a live action Chip’n Dale-movie coming and the trailer features not only Roger Rabbit, but also some rather clever meta-animation-CGI-dialogue. I actually wanna see this. Speaking of movies: Netflix bought the rights to Bioshock and while I’m not sure if steampunk still packs some punch in 2022, I’m sure I’ll watch it nevertheless. Kirby Ferguson explains the reality based fan-fiction in Quentin Tarantinos “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood”. Here’s some other trailer’s I liked in the past few weeks: Our Flag Means Death Ted K FRESH You Are Not My Mother The First Nudie Musical NOPE Alice Nitram Men Ultrasound The Seed Texas Chainsaw Massacre CRABS!
Psyche has a cool guide at the daoist way to be a total useless sackass which has become the goal of my life for the past 4 or 5 years. Just… live in the moment, do nothing at all, be mindful of your surroundings while not giving any fuck about it and stay as irrelevant as possible. This is the way.
In that vain, here’s a video I blogged about years ago. It’s still absolutely irrelevant but cool so there you go: The alphabetically sorted Wizard of Oz.
Jails are painted in Baker-Miller-Pink (#ff91ae / RGB(255,145,176)) because it significantly reduces violence in prisons, reduces your heart rate and makes you physically weaker.