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22% of Italians have stopped using social media in last year. May this nightmare finally end.
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When Wordle is able to bring the dead back from Qanon, this may be a clue into the real value of conspiracy theories, which is, to say it with George Carlin: It’s fucking entertainment!
Justin Hawkes of The Darkness-Fame has a Youtube where he talks shit about the Red Hot Chili Peppers and I second that. RHCP are massively overrated, their funk rock sounds always the same and socks on penisses always were a cheap marketing ploy for suckers who can’t play. Yes, I said that and I will not take it back, not one word.
Words known better by males than by females, and vice versa. I know none of these words: Thermistor Peplum Tulle Azimuth Chignon Bandeau Freesia. Is this actual human language? Peplum? Really?
Strong language is good for your physical health and you feel more confident: Effect of swearing on strength: Disinhibition as a potential mediator. Fuck my life, I know what these people are talking about. "Consistent effects of swearing on physical strength indicate that this is a reliable effect. Swearing influenced several constructs related to state disinhibition including increased self-confidence. Humour appeared to mediate the effect of swearing on physical strength, consistent with a hot cognitions explanation of swearing-induced state disinhibition."
Extreme Rightclicker-Mentality. All hail the new FuckNFTs-Overlord.
St.Elmo’s Fire on Dune. Spice must burn, even on Sesame Street.
GPT3 inventing Boardgames is exactly what you think it is: “Dutch players have reportedly been resorting to serious violence in Hamsterdam. One player was reported to have cut off his own thumb with a knife because of a false accusation of collusion. The game is banned in Canada. Edwin van den Beukel has not yet committed to renewing the contract for the next three years. When asked why, he said that his life is full of horrors, and it’s not his style to run things anymore.”
If you aren’t following JrEg, you should. Please watch reviewing every fetish while avoiding demonetization and Reviewing every mental illness and when you haven’t died from laughing, you may come back and thank me.
The Metaverse is for people who think that meetings are work. I wonder what David "Bullshit Jobs" Graeber would say to this. In this video about some people describing how they work in the metaverse there is not one single person working on anything. Its just people sitting around talking about how to sit around in the metaverse. This is bullshit. More seriously, this is all about surveillance and gamification in the worksplace and its another tiny bit of freedom you give up for some bloody pixels while I smoke a joint on the toilet in a bumhouse, flipping the bird at all of you.
This is the self driving car we want: Sony trains AI to leave world’s best Gran Turismo drivers in the dust.
Here be Urkels: Cheese is here, with us, to be loved and sweettalked to. Some people even eat and enjoy cheese, put it on a hamburger to turn it into a cheeseburger and they eat all kind of stuff with it, including vegetables! I really fucking love cheese. This is why a bunker full of cheese owned by the government seems… wrong! “Hundreds of feet below the ground in Missouri, there are hundreds of thousands of pounds of American cheese. Deep in converted limestone mines, caves kept perfectly at 36 degrees Fahrenheit store stockpiles of government-owned cheese comprising the country’s 1.4 billion pounds of surplus cheese.”
I hated the animation style of Blade Runner Black Lotus so much that I haven’t watched a single episode yet, but Ridley Scott will save the day: “Ridley Scott, who directed the original 1982 Blade Runner movie, is executive producing the series, Blade Runner 2099, a follow-up to the feature film sequel Blade Runner 2049, which was released in 2017 and directed by Denis Villeneuve.”
We are all living in the world of Videodrome now and tomorrow we will wake up with giant belly vaginas. If you prefer the written language to video essays, here’s a 9 year old piece on Videodrome and the Horrors of Mass Mesia, which is, you know, the world we all are living in now.
22% of Italians have stopped using social media in last year. Good for them because fuck this shit and especially fuck the people who started this crap in the mid 2000s. Maybe the socmed nightmare that started with shitty blogs by shitty people will finally come to its shitty end. I’ll have pizza tonight.
